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This is fun. Seems like you got several comments here trying to "improve" it's "usefulness". I like it as is, a piece of art on how corporate speak is unrealistically obtuse.

This is really useful! I know the thing was made ironically, but this is unironically useful. How do I add it as a widget next to my calendar on my iPhone, Mac and PC?

I did not expect that. I expected this to be about promises and sales and contracts. So it actually made me laugh.

This is really useful! I know the thing was made ironically, but this is unironically useful. How do I add it as a widget next to my calendar on my iPhone, Mac and PC?

every week I search at least once “which week is it” — kudos :)

We have a P0 to add calendar 445/ 544/ 454. This critical oversight is causing us to lose sales, as our sales folks never know when those companies fiscal year ends, and end up…

Our Fiscal Year starts in October but one of a subsidiaries start in March which means we're often in different fiscal years. Make sure to account for that. We need to translate…

Can you add calendar week and fiscal year start

A funny idea but I think it is wrong(?) The site suggests it is "7 weeks into 2025" but as of today (Feb 25th, 2025) we are in week 9 (according to MS Outlook calendar at work)

> CloudFlare Content Blocked > This has been blocked due to the DNS Default Deny [CONTENT CATEGORIES] rule I'm seriously considering reporting the site, as blocked in error.

.watch is blocked by my corporate firewall. please use .com

First time I've encountered a site blocked by the work firewall, funnily enough.

Could be useful to have the number of working days left in the quarter (even an approximation of 5/7 would do).

You could add how many "selling days" are left in the quarter (mon-fri minus holidays).

What about business days? Are you going to leave me at mere the "calendar days" like a Plebe

Calendar days are meaningless in corporate. Better state workdays (or best of both worlds: mention # of calendar days and # of actual workdays)

Our corpo year starts May 1. Please add an offset functionality to your free solution immediately, as it has now become a core component of our operation, or we will be forced to…

Our corpo year starts May 1. Please add an offset functionality to your free solution immediately, as it has now become a core component of our operation, or we will be forced to…

We have a P0 to add calendar 445/ 544/ 454. This critical oversight is causing us to lose sales, as our sales folks never know when those companies fiscal year ends, and end up…

What I would add to this (perhaps below the fold): 1. The current time in a few major cities around the world (NYC, SFO, London, CET, Mumbai and Beijing come to mind), with an…

This calendar is what we work after A useful addition would be to show weekdays/weekends with a localization option for holidays (Here in Sweden we have 5 days off this Q2)

I really like this. As easy as it is to be cynical about corporate-speak, I find that it's sometimes actually useful (except for the whole touching base and circling back…

What type of week numbers is this? US? There are multiple different numbering systems for week numbers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Week#Numbering

I prefer the Swedish site vecka.nu (meaning week.now)

We learned in school to use week numbers in Sweden. I never realized the rest of the world didn't use it. There is even this notorious website here called vecka.nu that just…

I like it! I recently got quite interested into different ways of looking at the "seasonality" of the year, financial quarters are definitely also a way to look at it. I really…

I like this, I built something far less accurate... https://clockish.co.uk/